Civil Wars:
It’s Ally and Cage vs. Fish and Georgia as the firm argues both sides in a date rape case. And although Georgia and Ally have agreed to act civilised in the office about “the kiss” a shoving match between them turns into a free for all with Nellie and Ling joining in – and Elaine videotaping.

Those Lips, That Hand:
As Ally and Cage prepare to celebrate their birthdays, they lament the fact that they’ve never experienced the kind of deep love that their client. Albert Shepley, felt for his deceased wife – a love that caused him to saw off her hand! Fish isn’t lamenting at all as he breaks up with Ling because they’re not having sex.

Let’s Dance:
When Elaine’s dance partner gets injured right before a dance competition, Ling offers to take his place. Cage, Nelle and Fish lose a case where a woman felt discriminated against after she came back from maternity leave. For Ally it’s back to therapy, this time with Dr. Hooper, Billy and Georgia – a bad move that results in cries of “home wrecker” and a broken toe.

Only The Lonely:
After Elaine’s face bra infomercial airs, her Aunt Gladys accuses her of stealing the idea from her daughter, Martha. Now that Cage has turned thirty-five he decides to be bold, so he asks Nelle out on a date. He tells a sulking Ally to do the same and “make something happen.” But when Ally goes to see Greg, she gets an unexpected surprise.