Two gun toting hoodlums, Trigger (Mickey Rooney) & Leo (Dick Emery) are hired by the unscrupulous J.K. (Peter Cook) to kidnap his niece Victoria.

What follows is lunacy on a scale rarely seen in other comedies, with the zaniest bunch of characters ever to grace the silver screen.

The wrong lady gets snatched, the right lady is arranging her own snatch, and everybody is reporting the wrong crime to the right people...lost...well keep watching because if you Find The Lady you’ll find the laughs!