Dirty Sanchez – The Movie
By John Sheridan, Blockbuster.co.uk

“I don’t care if you’ve got a f***ing flux capacitor in that car… I’m not doing it!”

I see Welsh people.

One of the most vile, foul mouthed, insane and generally disgusting films you are ever likely to see. Expect stupid stunts such as super gluing one’s nose and mouth shut… pain (dressing up in a bunny suit to be shot by pellet guns), bad language and bottom jokes. Plus… full frontal male nudity… and lots of things that are completely insane.

First came Jackass – the American TV show following a bunch of skater / frat boys about who perform stupid stunts and inflict pain on one another, a British version was to be expected… well, it’s happened… kind of. Dirty Sanchez follows a group of Welsh lads around as they do basically the same thing… except in a more extreme, vile and generally male genitalia related way.

The movie takes the Dirty Sanchez boys to the next level. The basic ‘plot’ is this… the boys are told by Satan to travel the world and prove that the seven deadly sins exist. Therefore they do just that, starting in Britain, then Russia and then on around the world. The boys set each other up, pull pranks and generally cause trouble pushing the envelope and doing all the things that they can’t do on TV.

They can be funny however… I mean twisted but funny…in one scene, they convince one of the gang that he’s in line to break the Guinness book of records for the number of times to be shot by paintballs at close range (102 in this imaginary category); in another scene, they try to guess who the woman is out of a bunch of man-boys. Ahem. Yes. Stupid and true.

But apart from the moments in between scenes that allow you to connect with the characters… well, as much as you want to connect with these chaps; most of the time, you’ll find yourself cringing and at times wretching as they do things that would sicken the average person on the street. I mean – they use liposuction to remove fat from one of their bodies and then another guy drinks it…

All in all, a film for anyone who loves Jackass or guys doing sickening things to one another; it’s juvenile, stupid and slightly insane… but strangely compelling at the same time. A sort of Sin Cities (the Bravo TV show) crossed with an extreme version of Jackass…all with Welsh people.

I can’t say that this film is going to be everyone’s cup of tea – in fact, please do not rent this if you are easily offended, have an aversion to full frontal male nudity or do not wish to see disgusting young men perform stupid tricks on each other.

BUT… on the other hand, if all of the above sounds attractive and floats your boat then add this to your list now!

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