Two American Mafiosi, Gino (Danny Nucci) and Settimo (Dan Hedaya), take refuge in the Glasgow café owned by their Scottish / Italian cousin. But cousin Roberto (Gerald Lepowski) isn’t the tough guy they’d expected. His strengths are fish fryig and stamp collecting, and he’s busy trying to secretly win the heart of loyal café waitress Alice (Shirley Henderson).

Gino and Settimo try to repay Robero’s hospitality by chasing off a debt collector who wants his property, but their strong arm tactics alarm him and he realises that they aren’t the PR consultants they claimed to be.

Fresh and original comedy.

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