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There's
little I like more than a top, feature-length comedy, but to be
honest, if it's non-stop laughs I'm after, you can't beat the fast
pace and gags-per-minute ratio of a classic sitcom. And there are
plenty to choose from, even more so in recent years. Whenever
someone tells me they have trouble finding the time to watch a
movie, besides imploring them to make the time (sleep less, neglect
work and avoid time-consuming social situations), I suggest sitcoms.
Because if you're honestly too busy to spend a half an hour in front
of the box, you seriously need to re-think your priorities. That's
why this week I'm recommending my top twenty live action TV sitcoms,
all of which are available to rent from Blockbuster
Online.
Chances are you've heard of all these shows
already, so I'm not going to bang on about plots and characters, or
how incredibly funny they all are. That's a given. But if you have
so far managed to miss any of them, I'm jealous. I wish I could
watch them all again, for the first time. As for what else I won't
be doing, don't expect phrases like "wickedly funny" or "endlessly
inventive" to pop up, because I'd only have to use them twenty
times, or find twenty different ways of saying the exact same thing.
Either way, it's a repetitive horror I won't subject you to.
Ultimately, for the purposes of this week's View, all I really want
to do is nudge you in the direction of several hundred hilarious
hours of classic television, easily broken down into easily
digestible, 22 to 30 minute 'chunklets'. Rather than simply list the
titles though, I've added a representative quote from each show. Let
the sitcoms speak for themselves. All you have to do is listen, then
add them to your list, and when they arrive through your door, fill
the cracks in your day with sitcom-induced hysterics.
Arrested
Development (2003-Present) "I'm tired of trying to
find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me,
I'll be at the bar."
Peep
Show (2003-Present) "Do women wear socks? Well,
'yes, sometimes,' is the answer to that one."
The
Office (2001-2003) "Avoid employing unlucky people -
throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading
them."
Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-Present) "I don't like talking
to people I know, but strangers I have no problem
with."
Black
Books (2000-2004) "I'm a quitter. I come from a long
line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all."
Spaced
(1999-2001) "You can't dangle the bogus carrot of
possible reconciliation in front of my face whilst riding some other
donkey."
The
League of Gentlemen (1999-2002) "How much to leave
the shop and never come back? Seventy? Eighty? All right, a
pound."
Big
Train (1998-2002) "To put it in simple terms, the
ratio of chefs to the amount of food being prepared is proving
detrimental to the broth."
I'm
Alan Partridge (1997-2002) "Smell my cheese, you
mother!"
Father
Ted (1995-1998) "Well, Ted, as I said last time, it
won't happen again."
Friends
(1994-2004) "If you want to receive e-mails about my
upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a
computer."
Frasier
(1993-2004) "I'm a resident alien here from England
- you know, the country that used to own you
people."
The
Larry Sanders Show (1992-1998) "You'll have to
forgive Hank. His heart's in the right place but he keeps his brain
in a box at home."
Drop
the Dead Donkey (1990-1998) "We do rather appear to
have an ongoing underwear entanglement situation."
Seinfeld
(1989-1998) "Do you ever get down on your knees and
thank God you know me and have access to my
dementia?"
Blackadder
(1983-1989) "If you want something done properly,
kill Baldrick before you start."
Cheers
(1982-1993) "Hey Sam, speaking of bars burning down,
guess what I did?"
Fawlty Towers (1975-1979) "It's all right. He's only
choking."
Porridge
(1973-1977) "I don't quite know how to put this,
gentlemen, but there is a thief among us."
Steptoe
and Son (1962-1974) "You are morally, spiritually
and physically a festering fly-blown heap of accumulated
filth."
See you next week!
Marshall
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